jokes

Things I Learned from Indiana Jones from Grumpy-Dragon 424 days old

If you throw a whip over any type of overhang, it will stick on the first shot and hold your body weight. Nazis are bad. Germans are really up ...

The Preacher's Son from Grumpy-Dragon 427 days old

The Preacher's Son An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like ...

You Might Be a Bad Driver If... from Grumpy-Dragon 442 days old

Your friends would rather walk five miles barefoot on asphalt in 110 degree heat than accept a ride from you. You go to leave the frat party stone ...

What SEX And PARKING SPACES Share In Common: from Grumpy-Dragon 442 days old

*You should never have to wait to find one *You should be able to slide right into one *Spaces in the front are always the best *When no front spaces ...

The Taser Stun Gun from Grumpy-Dragon 448 days old

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend ...

Things to Ponder from Grumpy-Dragon 449 days old

Why do scars never go away? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"? If it is tourist ...

Shirts Off from Grumpy-Dragon 449 days old

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency ...

The Doggy Dictionary from Grumpy-Dragon 450 days old

The Doggy Dictionary LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.DOG BED: any soft, ...