Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (1 hour old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex not "Therapeutic" Sex: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 hours old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Men Help to save the world From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (3 hours old)

This is a good idea now we have in writing that men good for something. no more worries about toilets seat being up or down a thing of the past. The rather unusual practice is already actively enco… more

Men are from Mars ha ha From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (4 hours old)

This is my mate's latest Facebook entry, it creased me up.... His and hers diary: Page one Sunday. HERS: He was quite subdued, just not himself something was wrong, he hasn't kissed me all nigh… more

TV is Crap From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (4 hours old)

Saturday night used to be either film night or Morcambe and Wise, Black and White Minstrel Show, Cilla Black, Val Doonican or Charlie Drake etc. Thankfully, given the seachange in humour and enterta… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 hours old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Wrong Answer From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (8 hours old)

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. … more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (16 hours old)

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Forever friends From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (1 day old)

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Dirty Old Men From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (1 day old)

Picture the scene if you dare. We went for a walk around Cannon Hall grounds and gardens, a late 19th century house belonging the Spencer-Stanhope family. It's a beautiful place. Half way round I need… more

X Factor smiles From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (1 day old)

Not what you want on your dash!! WTF!!!! They think of everything..:) Hmmmm...Fan maybe!!! True add..:)) … more

Male Date-Drug From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (2 days old)

Male Date-Drug (be sure to watch the video at the end) Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many … more

Irish Wisdom From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (2 days old)

I've always been mildly interested in old idioms whether Yorkshire, Irish, Scottish or German. I'm now discovering some Dutch ones, they follow the same lay lines as the British and German ones, sligh… more

Mid week smiles all round From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (2 days old)

  Pleezeeeee Feed me! Honest excuse I can see a flaw in this security Spot the fake!! Ugly or what When you know you parked in the wrong place!! genuine reason!! wonder how many people t… more

A Song to Cry For From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (3 days old)

I first heard this whilst driving round County Cavan alone and had to pull over. The endless grey pot holed tarmac couldn't do the song any justice at all so I stopped beside a reedy lough, nearby was… more

The "Cowell Plot" thickens... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (4 days old)

Now, I should point out that I found this on the Metro website so I can't vouch for it's accuracy. Quite possibly it has no accuracy whatsoever. Interesting if it's true though... http://www.metro.… more

"I never allow myself to look tired..." From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (4 days old)

That skin cream advert with Matthew McConnagay in it is a hoot. It's clearly been done in the time-honoured tradition of shaving adverts dating back to the Seventies. "Grr! Manly! Yes it is! Honest! B… more

The Tufty Club From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (4 days old)

I was in the Tufty club and the Bimbo blub, and have a Bimbo badge to prove it.I digress. This morning we scraped the ice off the windscreen for the first time since April.Then I went on my daily walk… more

X Factor is getting crappier every week From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (5 days old)

You could argue that it serves me right for watching it but hey, I like trash tv sometimes and X Factor is surely the best in that category. I love the pompousness of it, and the fact that those invol… more

The Berlin Wall From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (5 days old)

I'm watching a brilliant programme on iPlayer. It was on Saturday night. The Secret Life of the Berlin Wall. The narrative is balanced, the musical score perfect for the occasion, the whole programme … more

An amazing story..."Noah the Dove From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (5 days old)

From an email: Noah, the Dove These little bunnies, about 6 days old, were attacked by a dog and orphaned. Two out of the litter of five did not survive, and these three were not doing very well. … more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (6 days old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more